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Melodi: Santa Calus is coming to town

You better not weigh
You better not heat
You better not react
I´m telling you why
The chemistry teacher´s coming to town

He´s collecting data
He´s checking it twice
He´s gonna find out
The heat of melting ice
The chemistry teacher´s coming to town

He sees you when you´re decanting
He sees when you titrate
He knows when you are safe or not
So wear googles for godness sake

Oh you better not filter
And drink your filtrate
You better not be careless and spill your precipitate
The chemistry teacher´s coming to town